Sleeping pill ( joke SMS )

Doctor loudly tell the patents "Wake up, Wake Up"

patients sleepily answer that " what happpen"

Doctor : I forget to give you sleeping Pill

Remember your Fast day, Birthday SMS

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS you THE FIRST CRY
MAMA.. START your DAY WITH HER ...
SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS.. MY DEAR

remember wife birthday, birthday sms, joke sms

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget this day one just one in one life.

Son and DAD , birthday SMS, Joke sms

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much more this birthday dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

Never forget Your BIRTHDAY , BIRTHDAY SMS

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you.
Someone thinks about you.
Someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets that today is your birthday.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Take a revenge , joke sms funny sms

Husband : if the operation is not success you have to marry this doctor.

Wife : Why are You saying that.

Husband : because there is no other way to take a revenge.

similarity between Bill gates and me ( Joke SMS , Funny SMS )

Parson1: What is similarity between Bill gates and me.

Parson2: I don't know.

Parson1: well the similarity is he never comes to my house and I never go to his house.

Boy and girl ( Joke SMS, Funny SMS )

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also.

Boy: This depends on your husband. If he allows me to love you

Brand New morning, Good morning SMS

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with
a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
when slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day.
Good Morning.

A Good Morning to you, Good Morning SMS

A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and a good morning to start your day.