JOke SMS

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

Joke SMS

"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."

Joke SMS

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

GOOD DAY SMS2

Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own
way.....it wil follow u...

GOOD DAY SMS

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY MONSOON.

sms 95

dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Sms 94

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…

Hello Means

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

Gretting SMS 92

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

Gretting SMS

Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!