SMS 23

A smile gives red colour 2 your cheeks,
White 2 your teeth,Pink colour to your lips,
Silver colour 2 your eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

SMS 22

Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if your worried you get a wrinkle,
So why don’t you smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy.

SMS 21

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget

SMS 20

How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.

I am sorry.

SMS 18

Husband: you will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

SMS 17

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

SMS 16

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

SMS 15

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

SMS 14

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

SMS 13

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!