Sleeping pill ( joke SMS )

Doctor loudly tell the patents "Wake up, Wake Up"

patients sleepily answer that " what happpen"

Doctor : I forget to give you sleeping Pill

Remember your Fast day, Birthday SMS

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS you THE FIRST CRY
MAMA.. START your DAY WITH HER ...
SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS.. MY DEAR

remember wife birthday, birthday sms, joke sms

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget this day one just one in one life.

Son and DAD , birthday SMS, Joke sms

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much more this birthday dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

Never forget Your BIRTHDAY , BIRTHDAY SMS

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you.
Someone thinks about you.
Someone needs you,
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets that today is your birthday.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Take a revenge , joke sms funny sms

Husband : if the operation is not success you have to marry this doctor.

Wife : Why are You saying that.

Husband : because there is no other way to take a revenge.

similarity between Bill gates and me ( Joke SMS , Funny SMS )

Parson1: What is similarity between Bill gates and me.

Parson2: I don't know.

Parson1: well the similarity is he never comes to my house and I never go to his house.

Boy and girl ( Joke SMS, Funny SMS )

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also.

Boy: This depends on your husband. If he allows me to love you

Brand New morning, Good morning SMS

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with
a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
when slowly open ur eyes
realize its a brand new day.
Good Morning.

A Good Morning to you, Good Morning SMS

A night hug warms the heart,
A night kiss brightens the day,
and a good morning to start your day.

Start My Day, Good Morning SMS

I just love when morning gets here,
Because i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my best friend.
what a lovely way to start my day.
Good Morning

MY FRIEND Should be , Friendship SMS

MY FRIEND should be >>> My medicine when I am in pain.
MY letter when I am go Far.
My smile when I am sad,
My handkerchief when I am cry
My life when i die!

Friendship is sweet , Friendship SMS

Friendship is sweet when it’s new to all.
Sweeter when it's become True,
But sweetest when it's You.
When God gave friends he tried to be fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share!

Moon said to me "leave Your Friend" (Friendship SMS)

Moon said to me that if Your friend is not messaging You,
Why don't you leave Your Friend.
I looked at moon and said
does Your sky
ever leave You when You do not shine.

Friendship is not a Game (Friendship SMS)

Friendship is not a game to play by You.
It is not a word to say.
It does not start on March and ends on May.
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

May you live long Birthday SMS

Many many happy returns of the day
and May you Live long as Long as more Than Devil.
Happy birthday

Best Birthday SMS

One day I see the sky was crying

I ask him "why are you
crying today."

He told me that he had lost his
beautiful Start.

It was a day when you were born.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to You :)

Wish You all the best

Success Birthday SMS

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys And
happy moments.
May you live long and
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away from you.
I wish your good luck.
A nice & lovely life to
come this year. Bright &
joyful future and all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may your dreams come true
on this yera all sad
thoughts off.
Happy Birthday to YOU

Observe Your Best Birthday (Birthday SMS)

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter how much those.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons and paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
and fills our lives with many fun.

So Happy Birthday to you

Funny ugly

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

TOO funny

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

Friendship SMS

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship SMS

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Friendship SMS

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Friendship SMS

A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

Friendship SMS

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

Frindship sms

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

sorry sms

I

Can

Forgive

You

For

Hurting

Me,

But I Can

Never

Forget!!

sorry sms

4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,

Not This Time

Sorry sms

There Is A

[L.O.V.E]

That Could Fall

D/O/W/N

Like

R*A*I*N.

Let Forgiveness Wash Away The

((Pain))

sorry sms

im sorry baby,, i believe u'll run & come to me & i'll open my hand @ hug u i'll wait for u till end of my life

Sorry SMS

I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.”

Funny sms

Director: now u have to jump from the 10th floor.
Nervous actor: But suppose i Got injured or kill.
Director : you do not think about that because It is the last scene of the movie

Insult sms

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission..

Best Insult sms

Hi there,
I'm a human being!
What are you?

Insult sms

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
hey...! U 2
HA HA HA

Insult sms

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

JOke SMS

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

Joke SMS

"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."

Joke SMS

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

GOOD DAY SMS2

Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own
way.....it wil follow u...

GOOD DAY SMS

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY MONSOON.

sms 95

dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Sms 94

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…

Hello Means

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

Gretting SMS 92

A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

Gretting SMS

Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

SMS 90 (best good night sms)

G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come

N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

SMS 89 (good night sms)

Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

sms 88(good night sms)

Just go outside
Or
See through your window

How pleasant scene it is

Just look @ moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind

They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night

sms 87 (good night sms)

Life May Be Hard
Not Always Fun
When Night Brings Dark
Morning Brings Sun
When Life Seems
Tough
&
Nobody Seems To Care
Dil Se Yaad Krna
I’ll Be Always There

SMS 86 (good night sms)

I wish that u visualize
a sweet multi sequential form
of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently
in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.

In short, Good Night!!!!

SMS 85 (good night sms)

After
The
Whole
Busy
Day

Someone
Nice
Is
Waiting
For You

Its
Ur
Bed

It’s
The
Time
2 Get
Some
Nice
Dreams

Have Sound Sleep
&
Get Ur Dreams

SMS 84 (good night sms)

In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,

Sweet dreams GoodNight

SMS 83 (good night)

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.

Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.

Sweetest dreams & Good Night

SMS 82 (Good night sms)

A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

SMS 81 (SAD SMS)

Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.

SMS 80 (SAD SMS)

I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
.
.
.
thanks for trusting me

SMS 79 (INSULT SMS)

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

SMS 78 (INSULT SMS)

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

SMS 77 (INSULT SMS)

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

SMS 76 (INSULT SMS)

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Sms 75 (INSULT SMS)

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

SMS 74 (EXAM SMS0

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

SMS 73(EXAM SMS)

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

SMS 72 (EXAM SMS)

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

SMS 71 (EXAM SMS)

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

SMS 70 (kiss SMS)

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

SMS 69 (kiss sms)

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

SMS 67 (kiss sms)

Kiss me and you will see stars ….
Love me and I will give them to you.

SMS 66 (kiss SMS)

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

SMS 65 (kiss sms)

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY”

SMS 64 (kiss SMS)

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

SMS 63 (Birthday SMS)

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

SMS 62 (Birthday SMS)

A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy birthday …….

SMS 61 (Birthday SMS)

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come

Your way happy birthday!

SMS 60 (Birthday)

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

SMS 59 (Birthday SMS)

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

SMS 58 (funny)

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

SMS 57 (funny)

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

SMS 56 (funny)

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

SMS 55 (funny)

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

SMS 54 (funny)

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!

SMS 53 (funny)

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

SMS 52

Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i’d still love you
and
i won’t expect you to
love me in return …

SMS 51 (Broken heart)

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,

Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

SMS 50 (Broken Heart)

I’m A Lonely Road Of
Broken Dreams

Its A Boulevard That
I’m Searching For

These Stars Are All
So Dull

Its The Moon That I’m
Searching For

Happiness Is So Angry
At Me

Its Life That I’m
Searching For

There Is A Crowd
Around Me At All Times

Its a Friend That I’m
Searching For

My Life Is Just Like
Path

Its A Destination That
I’m Searching For

Don’t Know What Is It
That I’ve Lost

May Be Its ‘ME’ That
I’m Searching For !!

SMS 49 (SMILE Mean )

SMILE:

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,

So, please keep smiling.

SMS 48 (SMILE)

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!

SMS 47

You Can Hide Alot …
Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s …

SMS 46

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

SMS 45

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…

SMS 44

Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …

SMS 43

How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.

I am sorry.

SMS 42

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

SMS 41

In this lovely night,
I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U through the nite,
the wind 2 blow away ur stress
and
the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way,

Sweet dreams GoodNight

SMS 40

A late night sms greeting doesnt
only mean good night
It has a silent msg saying..
u r my last thought at night..
Goodnight.

SMS 39

Night doesn’t become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,

It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night

SMS 38

Sending you MY BED 2 let you rest,
Pillows 2 give you COMFORT,
and MY BLANKET 2 keep you warm.
Sweet dreams, Goodnite! Sleep tight.

SMS 37

Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!

SMS 36

The sun shines so big & bright
the day before we had a huge fight

lets put that behind us on this day
and really mean what we have to say

open your heart & let the words be said
otherwise i’ll be living in your head

SMS 35

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

SMS 34

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

SMS 33

New day new blessing.
Don’t let yesterdays failures
ruin the beauty of today,

because each day has its own
promise of love, joy, forgiveness…..

Good Morning…

SMS 32

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

SMS 31

I LOVE YOU
I FEEL YOU
I KISS YOU

SMS 29

The trouble with a rat race
is that even if u win,
u are still a rat.

So always run with lions.
No matter even if your defeated,
U are still a lion.

SMS 28

Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style,
tail follows!!
Live life with your own rules.

SMS 27

Don’t define your failure by looking
at somebody’s Success.
Also don’t define your Success.
by looking at somebody’s failure.
Set ur own targets everyday to
break!

SMS 26

When youur fear touch
essomeones pain, it becomes pity,

when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes
compassion.

SMS 25

Life doesn’t provide Warranties &
Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities &
opportunitiesfor
those who dare to make best
use of it!
Good Day!

SMS 24

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

SMS 23

A smile gives red colour 2 your cheeks,
White 2 your teeth,Pink colour to your lips,
Silver colour 2 your eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

SMS 22

Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if your worried you get a wrinkle,
So why don’t you smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy.

SMS 21

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget

SMS 20

How can I begin to say I am sorry.
I didn’t mean to upset you.
I hope that you can forgive me.

I am sorry.

SMS 18

Husband: you will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

SMS 17

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

SMS 16

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

SMS 15

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

SMS 14

A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

SMS 13

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!